HELLO. MY NAME IS ZACH BOYD, A REAL LIFE ADULT HUMAN AND DEFINITELY NOT THREE SUPER-INTELLIGENT RACCOONS IN A TRENCH COAT.

I’m a copywriter stuck in the body of a creative director by day and a lead guitar player stuck in the body of a lead guitar player by night, so if you’re looking for a creative director, copywriter, or lead guitar player, you came to the right place.  If not, I hope you enjoyed the raccoon joke. I have enjoyed a long and varied career of experiences almost as much as I plan on enjoying working with you. You can reach one of his many highly paid, very attractive executive assistants at zachr.boyd (at) gmail.com.