SHAPES ON MUGS
Copywriter • Director of Marketing • Chief Triangle Officer
Do you wake up every morning feeling tired of using ordinary mugs without shapes on them?
Do you wish you could represent your favorite polygon with interior angles adding up to 180 degrees?
Are you tired of your friends accusing you of being a square when you’re CLEARLY a circle?
Prove the haters wrong with shapesonmugs.com, the premier provider of Shapes on Mugs to people everywhere. Now you can represent your favorite shapes* on a 15 oz mug to share your love for geometry and superior taste to the world.
* Some conditions apply. Favorite shape must be triangle, circle, or square. Must be 18+ and live in the US to apply. Side effects may include jittering, talking about shapes, and annoying your coworkers. Please ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for shapes on mugs.
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON IS A MUG FULL OF COFFEE WITH A SHAPE ON IT.
LOVE, TRIANGLE.
Are you direct, to the point, and have interior angles that add up to 180 degrees? Do you frequently find yourself being appropriated for shitty analogies about leadership?
• Ceramic
• an actual mug
• not a pyramid scheme*
• can hold up to 15oz of any liquid
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
*unless you order 4 of them and glue them together
CIRCLE BACK.
It's not as flashy or direct, and yet paradoxically, it's almost impossible to draw free hand. You know the haters are out there, and yet their insults flow right off of your smooth surface.
• Ceramic
• an actual mug
• can hold up to 15oz of any liquid*
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
*we recommend taking a 1-2oz sip right away to help keep your shirt clean
SQUARE UP.
They're the building blocks of hopscotch and the name of the company that built this website. So when it comes to your mug, why settle for an inferior shape?
• Ceramic
• an actual mug
• can hold up to 15oz of any liquid*
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
*I don't really understand how acid works but based off of the cartoons I'm pretty certain that's a bad idea
NEW! From the people who brought you Shapes on Mugs comes a shocking new development of the shapes-on revolution:
SHAPES ON MUGS ON SHIRTS.
You are complete, open, and may be mistaken for 1/3 of a traffic light
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: We are not responsible if you are mugged while wearing this shirt, and while that would be unfortunate, we retain the right to make jokes about it on twitter
For your convenience, square has generously provided four corners for you to cry in.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Shapes on mugs on shirts are not immune to coffee stains, even from coffee enjoyed from a shapes on mugs mug.
Don’t let the hard edges of life get to your soft, warm inner child.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Due to recent lawsuits, we must officially recommend that, despite appearances, you do not attempt to use this shirt as mug.
But wait! That’s not all! Tired of having to wear a shirt AND carry a mug, but still want to represent your favorite shape? Then you’ll love…
SHAPES ON MUGS ON SHIRTS ON MUGS
Fun fact: this mug makes the original square mug feel very insecure, so we made it $1 more expensive to help it’s self esteem
Is it really a love triangle if you don’t know there’s a third involved? It’s those kinds of questions this mug is here to answer, though I wish Jessica had just told me she was seeing someone else so my therapist wouldn’t have to tell me to express my rage and ineffectuality through made up products on the internet.
Look! On your counter! It's a circle! It's a mug! It's a shirt! It's another mug! It's a stack of unpaid bills and legal notices you should keep on ignoring!