WAFT DANKERZ

Frontman • Creator • Chief Get-Trashed-On-Free-Rainier Officer

KARAOKE IS A GATEWAY DRUG TO STARTING A COVER BAND.

Question: You’re an adult who emotionally peaked in high school, continually living out some kind of performative angst and pubescent rage in front of your friends. Your normal outlet, karaoke, stops working. Do you:

A. Go to therapy
B. Drink
C. Start a cover band named Waft Dankerz because your friend said “that would be a good name for a band” and you said “that’s mine now”

Scroll to the bottom to see if you answered correctly!

The answer is D. All of the above because A. I have emotional problems and have to talk to Dave twice a month B. I like drinking and it’s free and C. I founded a cover band with my high school friends as an excuse to drink with them and D. for dicks because we make a lot of dick jokes as a cover band